kate
Ahhh so THIS is where the babest of all female babes has been.
(Source: jpegheaven, via unusualyoung)
It was a fine run, sure was. We can pretend none of this ever happened and we can pretend neither of us ever were.
mineral, i hate myself, and american football walk into a bar
everybody cries before the joke can finish :’(
(via yalldontwannastep2dis)
Oh my dream come true. Don’t be surprised if I print this out and post it around the city.
Well my study plans and class attendance goals for tomorrow are down the drain.
You wouldn’t know it, but receiving an email that’s only titled this with an empty body is my father’s casual way of reminding me that sometimes he may actually love me a tad bit.
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Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
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No my brother, you have to go buy your own.
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Lust for Life - Girls
“fuckin shut the fuck up mike omg”
I ruin his life a little over here and he ruins my life a little over there.
I used to take screenshots of favorite moments or funny online conversation instances, and I’m looking through a folder full of them for the first time in years and saw this as part of an MSN convo from 2008. (Remember when people used MSN? Yeah, me neither). I think this is something that we both still hold true, in the faintest of ways. It’s nice to have people like this in reach, just as a reminder of what that specific form of goodness feels like.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Lightning Bolts & Man Hands - Hymie’s Basement
aw man
It’s really weird always seeing Hymie’s Basement on my dash. Party on.
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Somebody wanted to hear my voice, so here it is in the form of an ~accent challenge~
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, Herbs.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End this video by saying goodbye in a different language.
